Laughter is the Best Medicine

Here are a few one-liner jokes, in an attempt to get a smile from you:


Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

Someday is not a day of the week

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

The road to success.. Is always under construction.
 
If you can't convince them, confuse them.


The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

I say no to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.


Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.


In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? 

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.


Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers - Hot glass looks same as cold glass.